Now, we all know and love the Mighty Boosh, if you don't then love it or thou shalt be stabbed.

Felt like making a thread about it, maybe some of us could attempt to create crimps, which is much more difficult than it sounds. Here's some lyrics to previous crimps they've done, which I might update if I find more, or you PM me more lyrics.

SOUP
Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunch friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

THE FOUR WAY CRIMP
Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!

STICKLEBACK
Stickleback,
Stickeleback,
Stickleback,
bourjouis.
Cresty in the bingo hall,
running like a china horse.
Mmn p-ta masala,
Mmn p-ta masala.
Kentish town, Kentish town, yeah!
Kentish town, Kentish town, no!

JEAN CLAUDE JAQUETTIE

Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, puts his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jacket on, Jacket off,
Jacket on, Jacket off
Oooooh Stylish!
Oooooh Wokkaman!
Runnin' round Paris
with a tiny haversack.
Look into the future (with a telescope)
Drawing on the past with an
eagle claw, eagle claw, why?
Eagle claw eagle claw
bobaboingboing
Take a fashion coin,
slot it in the pocket of your bumbag
take it to milan
take it to japan
take it to the man with the fashion plan
JAQUETTIE!!!

PANCAKES

Eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat

the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday

i like to boogie.


TWISTEROONEY
Oh, Oh, Oh,

A tiny twisty,
Twist him up,
Twist him down,
Twist him all around,
Like a Cobra,

Dancing to the Music of
Da pipe, Da pipe, Da pipe,
Da pipe of life,

Ohhohhheyyawayyaaa,
Colama-Halam-Colama,

Cinima in the night such a good thing,
Don't forget to bring popcorn,
Tony and his hmmtocaso!

All pasted straight from some random guy's bebo. Tell me of any errors, or, if you're asakawa or whatever Jakemon's called now, edit the post to fix it.

I go via the name of Sh0wbiz these days,its meant as a satire as I work on the lower end of television production.
although the novelty fades when you find yourself at work at 2am xmas eve/day.....

The point was I did just watch an episode of the 3rd season of MB and I love it.

I think boosh is a pretty marmite comedy for most people, but the more you watch it the better it gets.
I am just waiting for a box set that includes season 3.

Peepshow and Strutter FTW!

=O
You forgot the very first one
from the very first episode
where it ends in "Tooth Tooth FWWWP!"

calm a llama down you mean?
i first heard that crimp in 1996

remember kids, never tremble with a newt.

Looks like I didn't get stabbed...

Calm a llama down,
Calm a llama deep down in the ocean
blue like a barnacle
sitting in a tight place
laughing like a monkey on
pulling like a China boy
Caraway caraway caraway NOISE
Boing chicka masala
Boing chicka masala
Ooooooh
Tooth, tooth, fwwp!

That one? Recited from memory boy!

monkey arm
tikka masala

wth

OMG my niece is so good at this Boosh stuff, take a look at her being as daft as them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ml22IGTjDk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITLZE4bBLHY

Thanks for looking Voyager.....
Please vote for her if you find her funny.


EDIT = Does WTH meen the same as WTF? If so I just got it lol

OMG!! sugar puffs advert with a crimp?!?!!

I knowww
they have a lawsuit now
xDDDDD
FAIL!

ALSO

Moon Song:

Moon is bright and milky white
Shinin' down upon de groooound
He's so bright, milky white
Shinin' down upon de grooooooooooooouuund

Everybody look at de moon!
Everybody see de moon!
The moon is bright!
'E milky white!
Everybody look at de moon
Eugh!

*aftercomments*
Ehhhh
I did a soooooong
Jupiterrrrrr
I did a sooong
you ain't got one
Ehhhhhhhhhhh... ho.hoooo
oh... I feel sick
;D